- 3 signs confirm that "We do NOT have a maid service"
- 3 instances of "Thank you" or "Please" followed by 2+ exclamation marks
- 3 signs stating "YOU" as the root problem
- 2 ultimatums
- 1 frowny face
- 1 passive-aggressive Dilbert comic
In true marriage style, I will not submit to this one-sided barrage. Rather, I will slowly but surely stir the pot of crazy. I plan to hang 1 additional nagging sign (not a retort, but in step with these) each week until something of significance occurs (i.e. a meltdown). Please submit your ideas.