Married to my Work

In preparation of getting married, I recently read an online article entitled "Why Nagging Doesn't Work." This photo is the main kitchenette (female kitchen?) in my office. Note the 7 nagging signs posted by the admin(s).



















Highlights:

• 3 signs confirm that "We do NOT have a maid service"
• 3 instances of "Thank you" or "Please" followed by 2+ exclamation marks
• 3 signs stating "YOU" as the root problem
• 2 ultimatums
• 1 frowny face
• 1 passive-aggressive Dilbert comic
  

Per the article, all of the above bullet points are in violation of being a nag. This style of communication clearly isn't working.

In true marriage style, I will not submit to this one-sided barrage. Rather, I will slowly but surely stir the pot of crazy. I plan to hang 1 additional nagging sign (not a retort, but in step with these) each week until something of significance occurs (i.e. a meltdown). Please submit your ideas.